They don't mean anything, and I'm honestly not insane in the conventional sense of wanting to drink out of the toilet and doing gross stuff with feces or anything like that, and I don't see small evil green men with irredecent shocks of hair screaming the following: snerbut bleer incrulinar slembidget ardebar-debartle-zeeeee snabitt snabitt fleer snord flork phlegm-bubbles
LEAPS of TWISTED REASONING
If God made mankind in His own image, do you think God has genitals? How well endowed s/he must be. But being omnipotent and perfect, why would a perfect being capable of creating offspring from dust need them?
"Blood is thicker than water." Blood is not thicker than puss, cum, feces, nasal mucous, ear wax, or bile. Coffee is also thicker than water, but I don't know if it's thicker than blood. Maybe I can make some sort of viscosity tester to try and figure this out.
Can people with hayfever smoke 'grass', or would it make them sneeze?
If British bees have a 'queen bee', would a Russian beehive have a 'Bee Czar'?
A bad day is when you sit on the bus next to someone who regales you with the story of how he "...fucked the mechanical chimp at Disneyland until it caught fire." and pantomimes the depraved scene. The only worse thing is if he wanted to actually demonstrate...
You know you've had too much when you have to communicate by drooling in morse code.
Jello is just an edible form of the slinky.
Bee phlegm buoy ant.
This is another incomplete page which I'll add to as stuff comes to me.